spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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