Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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