they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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