I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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