so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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