Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
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