I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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