We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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