Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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