i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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