His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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