Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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