Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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