I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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