dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
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He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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