So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Randomize
