I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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