college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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