y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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