And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Watching her eat just hurts me
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Randomize
