god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Randomize
