apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Randomize
