Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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