she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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