you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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