If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I had to cum in my sink.
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