I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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