Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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