Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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