Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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