i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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