You work out of a Hotel?
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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