Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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