I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I want you more than these girls want KFC
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
She's just so happy...and so naked.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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