The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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