How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
So squirting runs in the family.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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