what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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