Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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