that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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