Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
do nipples grow back?
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