I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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