I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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