We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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