i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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