Hey man sorry I got all grabby
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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