no. you can't hotbox the world.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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