Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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