Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
She's the barista slut.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Panties = found
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