so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
The convent might be a nice break from real life
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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