i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Randomize
