plz talk dirty to me
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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