Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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