windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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