You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
