Porn is love you can see.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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