how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
The air taste purple.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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